Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

I haven't been able to get around to another book, but here are some quotes for your perusal.

"Shit, now her panties were damp. She pressed her thighs together, hoping the smell would stay buried between her thighs."

"The hot pool in her woman place turned scalding with heat, and that secret spot she'd newly discovered under the feather's duress seemed to swell and throb."

"Ethel would frig a bull or a goat, and when milking a favorite cow, would suddenly persuade Frank to lift her in his arms, where she would lay extended on her back, and raising her clothes, would frig herself with the cow's teats, the milk from which would flow into her ravenous cunt to be afterwards sucked out by her brother."

"His twigs now cut finely into your bum at each stroke, making long red marks, and a deep rosy tint all over each cheek of your buttocks"

"Cynthia had made him feel like a lusting piece of meat; most of the others he'd ever been with had made him feel like he was in some kind of unknown competition, with them as the judges, using a scoring system he'd never known about."

"And you, Wife, do you not long to feel the thick and lengthy peg throbbing within you?"

"'You're asking yourself, 'Did he come six times or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, Ma'am, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself.  But being this is a massive, full-Djinn positor, the most powerful penis in All the Communicating Worlds... and would blow your mind with ecstasy, you've got to ask yourself a question. 'Do I feel lucky?'  Well, do you, Ma'am?"

"There is something deeply erotic about a woman who mutters sweet nothings of the eep caliber into the chin of her partner."

"He could have made the ingredients on a cereal packet sound like an indecent proposition."

"I asked for a haunch of venison and a jug of whiskey, not a bloody woman."

"He stroked with his finger where Nora knew no bunnies frolicked, and she jerked violently."

"And her ovaries weren't just quivering, they were doing the rock-a-hula -- with full Elvis accompaniment."

"Then his control shattered, and the surge of his own climax gripped him in a mighty fist and pounded him into a bloody pulp."

"Her insides popped and sizzled like a sap-covered log in the fire."

"She flung back her head and clung to his shoulders as he entered her.  'I'm flying,' she managed to gasp as she felt herself hurtled into space."

"His eyes were dark gold staring down at her with a latent sensuality that had her womb spasming and her sex creaming furiously."

"She didn't really know what she'd expected, but it wasn't this warm, silky stalk, thick as a tree limb and throbbing with life."

"She felt him nuzzle her pubic hair and caught her breath.
'Breakfast of champions,' he murmured inexplicably."

Sorry!

I'm so-so-so sorry for not updating in so long. My grandmother's terribly ill, and I've had to fly down to Virginia to stay with her, along with various cousins and such. I'll work on the next review over the next few days, depending on how things go. It could very well be a good thing to take my mind off of the air of morbid dread over the house currently, though I'd have to hide away somewhere to get any reading done, or go to a hotel. This house was not made for six or seven people to live in for any amount of time, by any means.  Anyway, I just thought I'd apologize.

If nothing else, I'll compile a quotes post within a day or so for you lot's amusement.